An alternative tribute to this developing story, it’s the Mash!

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Update: Apparently a few hundred of you think this is worth listening to. Wow! Hello readers from Tom Raftery, Damien Mulley and of course Anyway, this was a follow-up to the Monster Mash in verse form (which has links to the various bits of news being commented on, giving the context); you might also like the epic tale of the Black Knight and the Monster from Head Rambles. Noting, of course, that the company involved has responded to some of the relevant issues.