Quick, Jeeves! The bubble.

From the dihydrogen monoxide (see also Wiki entry) school of causation comes the shocking fact that the Nintendo DS puts your children at a serious risk of being contacted by a child predator (video). This demands an immediate international treaty to ban all open networks. If successful, we can also restrict all gatherings in public places. Our children deserve nothing better. Thanks to Fox News, we are warned!

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